We got rid of our land line five months ago and have not missed it once. When did Halloween become an adult holiday for narcissists? Anyone else bored with organic marketing claims, the bacon craze, Mayans, zombies, vampires, anything Batman? How can the 49 years in the picture to the right pass as if in a dream? I wish I never noticed the arrow in the negative space between the E and the X in the FedEx logo. It is like a tune you cannot get out of your head. Yesterday I saw somebody driving on the freeway that was not on a cell phone. I was sure the temperature in Hell, MI dropped below freezing. Later I got a cart at Walmart that had no bad wheels and was sure of it.