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Conroyisms – Part 4

Some of the things that make me stop and think “Really”:
  • License plates with stickers in multiple places besides the lower left corner.

  • People that refuse to get a computer or use the Internet.

  • Parents with children with more alcohol than food in their cart.

  • Graffiti.

  • Broke people driving new cars and living in big houses.

  • Sports fanatics that can recite sports score and stats but couldn’t name a single person in the Cabinet, their U. S. Congressman, state legislator or state senator.

  • Rap music with profane and violent lyrics.

  • Computer viruses.

  • People that say, “Don’t judge” since good judgment is what keeps us safe.

  • Why it is called Happy Hour?

  • “Reality TV” since it is anything but real.

  • National Public Radio.

  • People that define themselves by a brand of beer or a sports team.

  • Real estate developers that go broke to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars in little old Des Moines.

  • Rekha Basu and the Des Moines Register in general.

  • Professional Sports

  • People that don’t vote.

  • The attempt to require equal outcomes regardless of talent or effort.

  • High heels on snow boots.

  • Dog parks.

  • Housing projects that are meant to help people but instead put them in unsafe neighborhoods.

  • Adjustable rate mortgages when the fixed rate is below 3%.

  • Aged liberals – I give them a pass until 35.

  • Brittney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Paris Hilton as role models.

  • Maintaining 80,000+ U.S. troops in Europe.

  • Save the environment bumper stickers on Escalades.

  • Smart cars.

  • Automated answering systems that lead to nowhere that I want to go.