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This Land Is My Land…

I have noticed several stickers on cars that proclaim “NATIVE” inside a silhouette of the state of Iowa. I first noticed these types of stickers many years ago in Colorado. Then and now I find these stickers slightly tacky, a bit arrogant, certainly xenophobic, and perhaps racist. Just recently two of these stickers have attracted my attention. The first was applied to the car at an angle. Nothing clever like putting it at a 90-degree angle to the left or right to signify a political leaning by the driver or the state. It was not upside down like a distress flag. It was just a sloppy job of applying it. The other one was on a car with Iowa plates but the frame around the plate proclaimed the University of Nebraska Alum, the car was a late model Hyundai Santa Fe (made in South Korea) with a dealer sticker from Topeka KS. Way to support your “native” state! I do have one good thing to say about the “NATIVE” stickers: They are a little less obnoxious than the stickers with the litt...

Winner!

I cannot for the life of me recall what teams were in the last Super Bowl, World Series, World Cup or championship games for any other sport. I am just not interested in this type of entertainment. Think of all of the time I have had to learn and master new interests and hobbies! Bliss!

Retirement 2.0

The agency is on track to break even and perhaps make a profit in 2013 which is ahead of our business plan. This month I picked up a part-time job as an executive of a small insurance company while Debbie picked up a side job as a bookkeeper for a local insurance association. We may find ourselves pushing a combined Federal/State/Medicare tax rate of 50% again. I swore I would never pay that tax rate again. Where is John Galt when you need him? He never came for me or was I as obtuse as Hank Rearden?

Fence Row to Fence Row

Over the last few weeks, I have been across parts of Iowa, Illinois, and Minnesota. In all three states, there were many fires where large piles of trees and brush were burning.  The last time I saw this much clearing was when I first moved to Iowa from Michigan in 1979.  Back then farmers were encouraged by federal agencies to grow fence row to fence row.  Easy credit and low interest rates drove up the cost of farmland and many farmers leveraged their operations to acquire more acreage. This was followed by a bust that lasted over a decade and many families lost their farms to foreclosure. Many of these farms had been in the same family for over 100 years.  I served on the Warren County Board of Human Services in the 1980s. I saw firsthand the extent of the suffering that the boom and bust inflicted on so many people.  There is a story in the D M Register that some Iowa farmland sold at auction for over $26,000 an acre last week.  Maybe the bonfires...

Thumbs Up

I recently had successful surgery on my thumb. It was locked in a “thumbs up” position. The thumb situation had progressed from painful to bend to impossible to bend. The surgery required a small incision to cut the tissue around the tendon to release the pressure. I went to a surgery center and put on a hospital gown then was wheeled on a gurney into the operating room. There were three nurses in there to prep me. My arm was vigorously scrubbed from my shoulder to the tips of my fingers. The final rinse was with pure alcohol. After the alcohol rinse, a large sterile paper sheet was immediately placed on me with my hand was sticking out a hole. I was warned by a nurse not to bring any other body part out from under the sheet. The nurse went on to say that it was the best way to kill any bacteria remaining on my skin. So I wonder, why do people put a substance that kills all that it touches their body. It is sad how the alcohol cartel has hijacked our culture.

Random Thoughts

We got rid of our land line five months ago and have not missed it once. When did Halloween become an adult holiday for narcissists? Anyone else bored with organic marketing claims, the bacon craze, Mayans, zombies, vampires, anything Batman? How can the 49 years in the picture to the right pass as if in a dream? I wish I never noticed the arrow in the negative space between the E and the X in the FedEx logo. It is like a tune you cannot get out of your head. Yesterday I saw somebody driving on the freeway that was not on a cell phone.  I was sure the temperature in Hell, MI dropped below freezing. Later I got a cart at Walmart that had no bad wheels and was sure of it.

Parenting by Cell

I was in a doctor’s waiting room semi-patiently listening for my name to be called. On the other side of the room, a young mother was doing the same. Her children, however, were literally bouncing off the walls.  After a few warnings to sit quietly went unheeded she dropped what appeared to be the ultimate threat to them; “Settle down or I am going to text your dad!”. It worked!